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| 'Goosnargh,' said Ford Prefect, which was a special Betelgeusian word he used when he knew he should say something but didn't know what it should be. | |
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"Come on, I need a drink."
Ford after explaining to Arthur that the end of the Earth is just twelve minutes away |
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"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
Ford in the 'Horse and Groom' |
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"Nnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyuuuuuuurrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh!"
Ford appreciating vogon poetry |
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"Wow, what sort of drinks do you serve in this place?"
Ford at Milliways after learning that the universe will explode for his pleasure |
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"Oh, I hope not!"
Ford when the waiter suggests that Ford might have misunderstood him |
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"Looks like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow."
Ford on a Lazlar Lyricon |
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"You're a load of useless bloody loonies!"
Ford's opinion of the the people of the Golgafrincham 'B' Ark |
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"Frivolous exercise!"
Ford commentating on Arthur and him contemplating the meaning of life |
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"Very nice. You must hate it."
Ford about Arthurs cave |
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"I'm singlehandedly responsible for the evolved shape of the
animal you came to know in later centuries as a giraffe."
Ford embarking on one of his 'hobbies' while stranded on prehistoric earth |
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"Somebody Else's Problem"
Ford when Arthur asks him what a SEP is |
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"Just get me out of here, and get me to a party, with people I can relate to!"
Ford during the Krikkit attack on Lord's Cricket Ground |
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"My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a
natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I'm therefore excused from
saving universes."
Ford on the suggestion he might help fight an ancient curse |
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"We would love to stay and help. Only we're not going to!"
Ford after the Krikkit robots have visited the flying party |
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"Do you mind if we take this? You won't be needing it!"
Ford when discovering an unopened bottle in the debris the party had become |
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"Are you coming now?"
Ford after Arthur saved the universe from Hactar's bomb on Lord's Cricket Ground |
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"Credit? Aaaargggh..."
These two words were usually coupled together in The Old Pink Dog Bar |
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"Life is like a grapefruit."
Ford in a dream where he explains life in New York to a newly created lifeform |
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"At least one of his heads is now saner than an emu on acid."
Ford commentating on Zaphod's state of mind in part IV of the trilogy |
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"Ok kids, looks like we're on our way!"
Ford as the ramp closes on the giant xaxisian warship taking Arthur, Fenchurch and himself with it. |
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"What do you need to have explained this time?"
Ford coming round after having been knocked out by Random and noticing Arthur |
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"Sometimes you have to show a little respect."
Ford explaining why he wants to buy the King's spaceship |
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"Couple beers, and, I dunno, a couple bacon rolls, whatever you got - oh and
that pink thing outside."
Ford ordering the essentials at the Domain of the King Bar & Grill |
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"This bill is going to need some validation."
Ford explaining why he wants to review the Domain of the King Bar & Grill |
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"Fuck 'em."
Ford when Arthur mentions that foie gras is cruel to the geese |
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Last update January 14th, 2001 by ford@faoileag.de